First day, EVAH!
Alright first day of classes is over. My math teacher likes math a bit too much... Yeah. My Engineering teacher is a new guy so he has no clue what is going on, and my English teacher kicks ass. He isn't even an English prof hes an American studies prof. S'a bit wierd I know, but he kicks ass (and there are only twenty people in my class, with half being decent looking women...) Other than that I have two exciting stories to tell.

First one is of a contest. Not sick like to see who can go longest without... yeah anyways. We all went to the local gas station, we being Willie DJ and I, and all got a gallon of skim milk. We all sat down by our badass bell tower and began what will now be the single funniest night since, well ever. We tried to see who could drink a gallon of milk in an hour, without hurling. Willie did each half of his in the time limit but emptied his stomach after each half. DJ got soo damn close, but lost it with like a half cup to go and a few minutes left. I got about half then ditched for a small patch of grass. Funny thing is my other half was taken over by a random chick named Mandy, who proceeded to nearly finish but puked instead.

Second DJ, Willie, and I went to the massive Engineering fountain. We were just talking at first, but suddenly Wille takes of his shirt and gets the great idea, "Lets do a fountain run." So we all preceded to strip down to our boxers and run through the fountain multiple times. Best part was, we tried to geta few other people to join us while we were there, mostly women. Noone joined us though, so we just made fools of ourselves.

And that is my college report as of now, and also my English teacher made us buy a set of graphic novels for his class, badass man badass.